Here's a more abbreviated version, then.
My digital camera dates back to the Pleistocene. It's one of the old Sony Mavicas with the built-in floppy drive. (One-point-two megapixels! Who-hoo!) Despite its ancient technology status, it does take pretty decent pictures when you get the light just right.
Here are a few snapshots of guns I've owned over the years. Most of them are in the "Never Should Have Gotten Rid Of That One" category. Some day, I'll have enough play money in the bank to be cured of my guntradeitis, but such is the curse of the guy with limited funds....you have to get rid of some of the old if you want something new.
Anyway, here goes:
Beretta 950BS "Jetfire" Inox
Smith & Wesson 1066, 10mm Auto
Heckler & Koch P7M8
And finally, a sampler mix of slugs in a sidesaddle on a Benelli Nova.