Pick a blogger from your blogroll, and then imagine they have an action figure modeled after their likeness available at We-B-Toyz.
What kind of accessories and accoutrements would that blogger's action figure have in the blister pack?
I'll go first, since I thought this thing up, and nobody can pre-empt my pick.
I bring you the Tamara(tm) Action Figure. Comes with bottle of Ruination IPA, paperback novel, and lime-green "iBook" accessories. Clothes include blue jeans, GSG9 boots, Kalashnikitty t-shirt, and black 5.11 tac vest. Optional accessories (sold separately) include Z3 convertible with authentic dent in the hood, and retro-chic 1980s UJM motorcycle. Comes with realistic swilling action!