One of our fellow citizens, undoubtedly a product of our fine public schools, walked into a Pittsburgh grocery store and attempted to pay for his purchases with a one million dollar bill.
Then he had the unmitigated, brazen gall to ask for his change.
When the manager confiscated the fake (duh!) megabucks bill, the guy got irate, broke some store equipment, and got himself arrested and charged with forgery and criminal mischief.
As Law Dog would say: "Kee Riced All My Tea."
UPDATE: Oh, my God, Becky. There are more of them.